colinism

So me and my housemate Hypermediocrity were sitting in the cafe across the street and she suggested that I try using Eharmony to find a GF I tell her it won't work and that there will be no matches for me. Well we go through the whole process of seting up a profile and all that jazz and then we go ahead and look for a match. Suffice to say that within 120 miles of Atlanta there is not one person on there that is compatable so I got 0 matches. The profile was even set up to becompletely normal nothing wierd or anything.

I sometimes wonder if there is a massive conspiracy to keep me single.