Apparently I should come with a warning label.
It should read danger prolonged exposure to Colin may produce the following side effects.
Increase in sexual prowess, Super strength, Minor to moderate invulnerability to nonmagical weapons, Loss of taste or smell, Nausea, Loss of appetite, Bloating, Irritability, Minor skin rash, Inflamation, Nightmares, Fear, Paranoia, Moderate bleeding from the eyes, Tasha's uncontrollable hideous laughter, Spontaneous human combustion, Demonic possession.
If you have experienced any or all of these symptoms then please seek professional help.
It should read danger prolonged exposure to Colin may produce the following side effects.
Increase in sexual prowess, Super strength, Minor to moderate invulnerability to nonmagical weapons, Loss of taste or smell, Nausea, Loss of appetite, Bloating, Irritability, Minor skin rash, Inflamation, Nightmares, Fear, Paranoia, Moderate bleeding from the eyes, Tasha's uncontrollable hideous laughter, Spontaneous human combustion, Demonic possession.
If you have experienced any or all of these symptoms then please seek professional help.
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if we do, i will start putting my shoes back in the closet and the laundry away.
-and i suppose i can turn down the ac a little bit.