colinism

Words of wisdom from the great one.

The following Colinism's were actually used in conversation last night.

If you don't shut up I'm gonna glaze the back of your throat like a doughnut.

Dude plow her like an Israeli tank through a Palestinian village.

If you don't stop kicking me in the ass I'm gonna pound you in yours...... and I don't mean with my foot.

I'm an ass.