colinism

Ok I really wish I had written this sooner so that I could remember more of this dream but here goes. All my dreams start in much the same way with me as an observer of events knowing things are a dream, so anyhow I remember the most intense part that seemed real. I was still an observer to this part it was a bunch of college age kids making fun of a dwarf, not a fantasy dwarf but you know a person who was a dwarf. anyhow much like any bad horror movie things come to an altercation and the dwarf whips out a woodcutters axe and gets busy hacking all the kids to death. Well this is about the time I end up going from observer to a participant and he thinks I am one of the kids and he starts to chase me, now your probably wondering why I can't outrun a dwarf well let me tell you he had a skateboard luckilly I found a shopping cart and jumped into it and started to flee down a hill, surprisingly it was very maneuverable and I put alot of distance between us but eventually I crashed into a small hole or hill I don't remember I grabbed the cart and then fled across the street and down one block and down another hill with the dwarf still in pursuit. I end up finding a house to hid in, my old house in NJ except it was made up of combinations of every place I have lived in at once. I turn out all the lights and check the doors only to discover that on the last door which has stairs leading to a door that goes outside is a plate of chocolates. Oh and my cat was out there ands she ran inside along with a cat I did not recognize. I see a woman dressed in a christmas outfit and ask her how she got in and I notice that the door is open with the deadbolt engaged. I ask her how she did that and she tels me it was not easy then I wake up..........

My dreams are always screwey like this I defy someone to try and figure one of them out.