coldmonkey

heh...Yeah, those fuckers are always getting me with the fortune cookies. I go for Chinese with my dad occasionally, and he always gets the fortune cookies that say things like "Fortune smiles on the virtuous." Me, I get the ones that say things like "You will die in a fiery car accident next Thursday at 4 in the afternoon."

A really funny thing happened to me today on my way home from work. I was heading for the escalator leading down to the station where I catch my train, and saw some crazy guy go apeshit on one of the security because she wouldn't let him into the building where I work. As I was heading down the escalator, I heard him screaming, and I quote, "My name is Jesus Christ! Fuck you, n*gger!"

Now, to appreciate the humor in all this, you would have to have seen the looks on the faces of the 8-10 African-American gentlemen standing below me on the escalator, who apparently thought for a few brief moments that I was the one who dropped the N-bomb before the guy started screaming some more. They were really cute in their mathcingf red clothes and saggy pants. So yeah, in a sense I had what you might call a near-death experience.