More common than a 13 year old with a knife......its another FAQ
Why coldandwet?
I was living in Hull when I bought this membership, hence it being my actual state of being at the moment. I am often very literal.
Whats your other name
Simon. Like nearly every other boy born in 1984.
Do you really take your laptop to the toilet with you so that you can watch Flight of the Conchords whilst doing a poo?
Yes.
Do you know you look like David Baddiel/David Schwimmer/every jewish male celebrity ever?
If anyone can tell me of anything other than a big nose that I share with these people I'll be impressed.
So your Jewish, have you, um, been y'know?
Oh, you mean circumcised. I generally think that if your interested enough in my penis to ask, you should be interested enough to find out the, ahem, traditional way.
HinJewism? What is it, can I join?
Its beyond your comprehension. Probably not.
Can I see your tattoo?
No, Theres enough of me to mock which is plainly visible without me being subjected to tattoo snobbery thanks. But yes, I do know its shit.
Have you since the sg meet bought anymore shirts with ruffles ?
No. I think one ruffled shirt is sufficient. I was going to ebay it, but I've decided to keep it in case I ever again want to spend an evening being touched by beautiful ladies.
Are you really posh or do you just sound it
Only a northern bird would ask me this. Seriously, if anyone else has ever detected anything even slightly "posh" about my voice let me know. But in answer to the question, my parents are minted but not posh. I don't even have any money.
do you touch the velvet jacket to your cheek at night?
This is peculiar. 2 Clothes based questions is most unexpected given that I have 99% of the time the most conventional dress sense you could imagine.
A/S/L
24/M/UK. Wanna dance for me?
Bra Size
Too big
MEMBER=are you a member of the secret service? you strike me as someone who might be
I once read a girlfriends diary and phone messages. I suspected she was cheating. She was so maybe I should join up as I clearly have good instincts.
what really happened at reading?
Drugs, Drink, Music and Love. So pretty much everything important.
[MEMBER= If you couldn't support Liverpool, who would you support?]
Man City
But no, it would be Hull FC or Peterborough United.
You're pretty motivated - how do you manage it?
Common Misconception. I am constantly in a state of malcontent, meaning I have to strive to change things frequently enough to stop myself getting all dark and moody.
What would be your chosen theme for a SB set?
The theme would be uncontrolled sex appeal.
In the movie of your life, who would play you?
I'd like John Cusack. I'd get Martin Clunes. Or Timothy Spall
What is your most used profanity?
Fuck. But I swear frequently and with variety.
Um, would you like to get coffee some time, you seem really nice and devilishly handsome with an intellect beyond your years
Sorry, I don't drink Coffee anymore.
Why coldandwet?
I was living in Hull when I bought this membership, hence it being my actual state of being at the moment. I am often very literal.
Whats your other name
Simon. Like nearly every other boy born in 1984.
Do you really take your laptop to the toilet with you so that you can watch Flight of the Conchords whilst doing a poo?
Yes.
Do you know you look like David Baddiel/David Schwimmer/every jewish male celebrity ever?
If anyone can tell me of anything other than a big nose that I share with these people I'll be impressed.
So your Jewish, have you, um, been y'know?
Oh, you mean circumcised. I generally think that if your interested enough in my penis to ask, you should be interested enough to find out the, ahem, traditional way.
HinJewism? What is it, can I join?
Its beyond your comprehension. Probably not.
Can I see your tattoo?
No, Theres enough of me to mock which is plainly visible without me being subjected to tattoo snobbery thanks. But yes, I do know its shit.
Have you since the sg meet bought anymore shirts with ruffles ?
No. I think one ruffled shirt is sufficient. I was going to ebay it, but I've decided to keep it in case I ever again want to spend an evening being touched by beautiful ladies.
Are you really posh or do you just sound it
Only a northern bird would ask me this. Seriously, if anyone else has ever detected anything even slightly "posh" about my voice let me know. But in answer to the question, my parents are minted but not posh. I don't even have any money.
do you touch the velvet jacket to your cheek at night?
This is peculiar. 2 Clothes based questions is most unexpected given that I have 99% of the time the most conventional dress sense you could imagine.
A/S/L
24/M/UK. Wanna dance for me?
Bra Size
Too big
MEMBER=are you a member of the secret service? you strike me as someone who might be
I once read a girlfriends diary and phone messages. I suspected she was cheating. She was so maybe I should join up as I clearly have good instincts.
what really happened at reading?
Drugs, Drink, Music and Love. So pretty much everything important.
[MEMBER= If you couldn't support Liverpool, who would you support?]
Man City
But no, it would be Hull FC or Peterborough United.You're pretty motivated - how do you manage it?
Common Misconception. I am constantly in a state of malcontent, meaning I have to strive to change things frequently enough to stop myself getting all dark and moody.
What would be your chosen theme for a SB set?
The theme would be uncontrolled sex appeal.
In the movie of your life, who would play you?
I'd like John Cusack. I'd get Martin Clunes. Or Timothy Spall
What is your most used profanity?
Fuck. But I swear frequently and with variety.
Um, would you like to get coffee some time, you seem really nice and devilishly handsome with an intellect beyond your years
Sorry, I don't drink Coffee anymore.
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You always give me the best advice,oh wise one
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Mate - was everything ok on Friday?I tried to return your missed call but no joy