Newflash - Simon is not only a chubby mincer but an ungrateful fool.

In my last journal I questioned what I gained from this place, and that was dumb.

In brief it's you folk that I gain. Your wisdom, your humour and your body odour. Ive been blessed to enjoy your art, your writing and your company.

I can't guarantee there won't be some grey days in my accounts future, but its purely financial, whatever; i'll come back.

Theres many of you that make me smile on a daily basis, some of you I worry about and some who I just like to hate.

So thats me. Here forever. Promise.

Now for more Cider. Whose with me?