coldandwet

I recently did a journal which posed the question of who would win in a fight to the death between a Loveable giant and an angry dwarf. This led me to pondering further fantasy fighting (I havent actually slept in a fortnight). Mainly my curiosity revolves around a Battle Royale scenario. If characters from my childhood were forced onto Tracey Island and made to kill each other until one remained who would be the survivor. Who has the guile, brute strength and desire for life to survive not only the elements but homicidal animations from a 20 year span. Below are the contestants

Bucky OHare Sick of being told bunnies arent hard and mocked for his overbite this contestant could be a dark horse.


Darkwing Duck An old favourite of mine, his crimefighting skills are under-rated


Elmo - Sick of being tickled by kids the world over Elmo wants to move beyond Sesame Street and be taken seriously as an Actor and musician


Penny Crayon I just wanna see this irritating bitch die in a brutal way. Thought her ability to draw a samurai sword on demand means she shouldnt be ignored


Babar See above


He-man After failing in his village people audition being too camp He-Man needs to butch up and this was an opportunity not to be missed.


Raphael Fed up of his sarcasm and wit being wasted on his lovable green but dim pals Raphael is looking to become more edgy. 3 pronged Sais should be watched out for


Danger-Mouse- The cartoon James Bond is debonair and cunning, but will his pangs for Penthold be his undoing


Mighty-Mouse Trying to prove to the world that he isnt second best in the action mouse stakes, the American rodent hero has already dispatched Finger-mouse in his quest to be number 1 cheese muncher. Can he defeat Danger-Mouse and achieve his dream?


Duckula Nannys had enough and chucked him out. Shes sick of his whining and wants him to be a man


Megatron This guy knows real combat, and has a mean streak a mile long.


The Biker Mice(Throttle, Modo and Vinnie) Teaming up may take them far but can their friendship survive the stresses of Battle Royale?


Panthro We wanted LionO but his fee was extortionare and this forced us to bring in his underrated pal.



Captain Planet Insisted on attending so he didnt have to babysit that irritating South American Boy this weekend. Will his eco-concerns undermine him?


Rude Dog Too cool for school, Rude Dog found
himself getting fat after years of being waited on by his canine minions he needs to get back in shape for a lady.


Blue Power Ranger (billy) Claims he isnt a geek and merely hiding behind Jason, everyones favourite Power Ranger. This is chance to prove it.


Doug Skeeter got his girl and now hes mad. Dont underestimate this once calm, prematurely balding adolescent.


Thats your field. Now tell me who wins? Where do alliance form and die. And before you ask, I know Im strange.