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Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

Dec 14, 2005
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Dear Santa. I have been a good boy all year so its time fdor you to deliver your side of the bargain, so heres my list

This year I want

*a new graphics card for my PC as onboard graphics mean I cant even play theme hospital.

*A Xmas day minus all of the distant relatives who invade my mums house and abuse her hospitality. I would also like any young, loud, nosy children to stay out of my suitcase and not steal anything.

*Id like to see Vicki and Giles. And for it to be like the old days.

*Id like some socks (I am that old)
*But no jumpers

*For everyone to enjoy my gifts. Im actually making an effort this year.

*To make a new SG friend. One who doesnt send me a cheeky invite after one comment and then either cease to ever comment again or go grey. Please feel free to apply in a normal manner and without a "Im gonna be yr new SG friend" kind of comment,

*Trifle. I really really want someone to make trifle for me this xmas.

*Liverpool could win the World Club Championship as a bonus.

*An end to world hunger and almost all other Human Right Infringements. (SMELL THE CHEESE!)

So what do you people want filling your stocking this Xmas? Anjelina Jolie, a Helicopter or maybe a ticket to see Take That. Let me know what it is your after and I'll maybe mention it to my mate the Elf who carries quite a bit of weight round Lapland.

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glassmachine:
A new guitar.
And a new CD player.

And loads of money to pay the bills.

I've been taking your advice and staying in mostly. Actually, my days are suprisingly productive this way.
Dec 19, 2005
blythe:
i want a pink popcorn popper...im lovin your new profile pic!!! x x x
Dec 19, 2005

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