Sluttering (May 4th)

Why did it all of a sudden get cold?

Slow dance alone with no one to the sound of four hands clapping. Congratulations to you both, I hope somewhere you're happy. If there's a moral to this story than I wish you'd show me.

With my return to the professional life, I'm not going to be spending nearly as much time on...
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I seem to have defeated the virus. Now I have to rebuild.

Last night I explored an abandoned warehouse with my friends. It was really creepy in there. I liked it a lot.

Today all I did was rent All Star Baseball 2005 and play it all day. Now I have a headache. Oh well.

Never Let Me Down

So yeah, new job. Things are good. I'm counting the days until when I start. This is going to be exciting.

First I snatched the streets, then I snatched the charts. First I had they ear, now I have they heart. Rappers came and went, I been here from the start. Seen them put it together, watch them take it apart....
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I Am A Revenant

I just got a job as an editorial assistant! Walking on air? Yes. Time to fucking party my ass off this week.

You say I got karma to collect, I dig my grave and I'm here waiting for some kind of check and if I get one,I'll hold my breath.

You don't know how fucking long I've been trying to bust...
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Olde Tyme Mem'ry

Ever get in one of those "take on the world" moods? Like, where you feel like standing on top of a mountain with an acoustic guitar strapped to your back, hair blowing in the wind and your fist defiantly in the air.

When father bought the farm we sold the farm thick as blood for rustic charm, sold his ghost as an...
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Black Cadillacs

"Europeans don't like soul food."

And we were done done done with all the fuck fuck fucking around.

Somehow, this was misheard from me complaining about my broken cell phone. Perhaps from now on I'll randomly interject baseless weird statements like that so when people see me they can say, "HEY IT'S THE GUY WHO SAYS RANDOM BASELESS WEIRD STATEMENTS!"

On second thought,...
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I'm not a nice boy. I never was.

Today I think I'm going to spend watching Day Of The Dead and listening to hip hop. Probably won't, but that's the idea as of right now. This rainy weather is killing me as I still remember how much of last spring and summer was dominated by shit drab weather. So sick of this shit.

I somehow...
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Ever feel like updating your journal, then you go and do it and you have absolutely nothing to say? Yeah.

So, uh, I like girls with short hair and glasses. Pasta tastes good. Cucumber melon body spray rules. Let's go Mets.

I update this a hell of a lot more than my Livejournal.

Funny story from last night though. So BoxOfficePoison and I are going from bar to bar in Williamsburg and we decide to go to Red & Black even though the place is awful on weekends and when we get to the door, the big Polish bouncer guy tells us it's too crowded but...
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