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Tuesday Sep 21, 2004

Sep 21, 2004
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six shots of espresso later...
our heroine comes home to find a naked llama washing her dishes. She draws her knife in preperation for battle, unsure of whether to be thankful to him for doing the dishes, or fearful because a llama doing dishes is always a sign that theyre in a fighting mood.

She approaches slowly and he stops, lowers his head and sets a sprig of mint on the floor.
"please forgive me fair human. I saw you drawing with chalk on your porch yesterday and i fell in love"

The heroine takes him by the hoof and walks him to the bedroom. After an afternoon of steamy sex she falls asleep content with life. When she wakes the next morning the llama is gone and she cries for hours.

the moral: llamas will go to any length just to get laid.

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