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Saturday May 08, 2004

May 8, 2004
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Once upon a time there was a llama named Blake who had to choose between his allustrius career as a cerial llama, and the love of his life, jewel, who detested his line of work. IT was the hardest decision he ever had to make, but he knew he enjoyed slicing the flesh of innocent llamas for a reasonable fee and couldn't give it up, no matter how much he loved Jewel. It was a sad story, but Jewel moved on to bigger, better llamas, who were much better in the sac and had more to offer, like careers in farming instead of murder. Poor Blake. He eventually got caught and put in llama prison. Now he doesnt have his freedom, his career, or a lover

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