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Him: "Would you like to join our Borders rewards club?"
Me: "No, I don't come in here very often"
Him: "Sir, you said that last week when you Purchased 'There Will Be Blood'"
Me: "Yeah, I know, but after this..."
Him: "Are you sure, because last week..."
Me "I know about last week, could I just get my copy of Juno"
Him "It saves 15% on all new releases, had you got it last week this would of cost even less"
Me: "What if I just like to spend money, what if I hate sales, what then?"
Him: "Well you will also receive updates on other new releases"
Me: "Hey do you wanna join my club you can get updates about me and discounts on my things"
Him: "That will be 22.47... thank you for shopping at Borders, hope to see you soon."
Me: "I'm never coming back."
Him: "excuse me?"

I BELONG TO NO ONE!!!