coffeewhiskey

so, I'm doing this thing where the less money I have the more I spend, its like i punish my checking account for being so low by stealing from it, as if to say, you do not deserve this.
In other news that correllates with the whole being broke thing, after extended research and a semi botched morning of casual sex it has come to my attention that i am now in need of magnum condoms as is the average size just isn't footing the bill anymore. However I can't find them anywhere in the sunset. I could tell you how the sunset is predominetly asian, but you probably dont need to hear that.
Either way I wonder if theres a magnum club card that comes with the first box or if they come with streamers so as to say theres no more debate those girls were right.
I was thinking today, hey sean you really have trouble accepting things as truth, don't they have a word for that? oh yeah, its denial.