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mrbubblewarp:
I want to get this tattooed on me.... I've loved this litany since I first heard it.
violentpatriot:
losing love for music is sad but we have more sex toys the older we get!
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I wish I had functionable wrists.
I can't cook, I can't clean and I can't do dirty things to myself without them starting to hurt like hell and leave me even more crippled. Just take me out back and shoot me.
I'm pretty much useless these days. And I have no idea what caused this infection or whatever it is. So yeah..
FML.

I need...
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oxy:
should i come round and do dirty things to you instead?
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So, been sick with strep throat for a month now. That must be a world record, surely?
I haven't gotten laid for over a month. Not a world record, but still sucks.
I had a very vivid dream that I died, after smoking pot with a guru who said my strep throat never would get better anyways.
I've lost a couple of kilos cause.. Well,...
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whatswrong:
Sounds like a life threatening affliction. I recommend the same thing I always recommend to the sickly. Sleep, cigarettes and white tea.

Ultra lights might be in order.
weston:
Hope you feel better soon!
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Fuck. Bye bye London, bye bye tattoos, bye bye everything remotely called having fun.
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pawko4b:
NOOOOOOOO
mrbubblewarp:
wait, what?? what happend??
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-8 F.
Brrr! Should have put on underwear before going out. RIP clitoris.
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scphantm:
lmfao. reminds me of a show about the Bonneville salt flats every year. speed week. discovery channel is going around the crowd asking what they think of the time trials and they get to this suicide girl looking chick and asked her what she will remember most about the week. she goes "never wear a skirt with no underwear on salt during speed week. sun reflects off the salt and oh boy you don't wanna know the sunburn."
pawko4b:
Lucky
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Really? Who the fuck has their tonsils removed on the 22nd of December? That's two days before Christmas eve! No fucking way.
Appointment a wee bit later please.

Oh and BY THE WAY. Vibrating egg. Omg love love and then follow up with a g-spot glass dildo.. Oooooh.. love love love love
pawko4b:
Yes horrible date for anything.
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mildots:
Fuck work I need to win the lottery tongue


You are kick ass wink
skoosh:
Heh heh she said guns.
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So, I decided to give red wine from the US a try.
Will never give wine from the US a try ever again.

Also.. Should not buy 3 litres when trying out a new wine..
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loudbutpointless:
cheers for the advice,glad you didnt use the word sorry in it,dont think i want to hear that word again
eccentricoldguy:
Wine that comes in a 3 liter box just isn't gonna be good, no matter where it comes from. tongue
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tilpacer:
If you put it that way... You are a very good nerd, baby.
eccentricoldguy:
A delightful nerdsmile
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foolish_hyena:
sounds like a great plan to me, unfortunatly i didnt charge my camera