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Who says I can't get stoned
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house alone
Who says I can't get stoned

Who says I can't be free
From all of the things that I used to be
Rewrite my history
Who says I can't be free


I wish I had the weekend off.
I want to curl up in bed, lay under...
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majorboredom:


now don't be a meanie head! tongue you are loved.
angad19:
John Mayer!! Simply lovely. Perfectly Lonely is a very true song smile

Enjoy your early night in!!
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Sometimes my life is hilarious.
Let us begin with going to work yesterday, shall we?
-20 C, poor car covered in ice and wind shield wipers were glued to the windows.
I broke off the wind shield wiper at the rear window. It was stuck and I was simply trying to free it.
Good thing I won't need it until summer because I can't see...
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angad19:
You got it smile
sjofn_:
hahah that's really funny
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So to make up for yesterdays seriousness.

Had a shift at my old job, co-worker for today was from India/Pakistan/whatever. Around there.
Guy does not talk.
Me: So you're going to school right?
Him: Yes.
....
/end conversation

So this is what I did at work today, for 8 hours.

-Read 27 pages on textsfromlastnight.com
I will be racking up a insanely high phone bill....
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iampeeder:
oh! like that cartoon show, Assy McGee, about a police detective that is a butt, but instead its a vag
brightredscream:
Thanks love!
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This year may receive the dubious honor of being the strangest year of my life.

December always has me contemplating life, the future, the past, all things that fall into my path. Perhaps it is the lack of light that makes it so. Perhaps it is because the year is coming to an end. Maybe it is both.
Nevertheless..
Starting with the trip to Thailand,...
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oxy:
im glad that your so happy. Lets hope that next year makes you even more so
majorboredom:
that's how life is i guess. some people have magnetic laps that attract great things towards it. my lap must have the same polarity as the great things. lol!
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Sometimes I dream of you. It's never nice dreams. It's always about me being hurt by someone and then running to you.
And you know what I'm coming for. I couldn't stop crying but you yanked my head back and told me to stop.
Dressing in your bathroom. Pulling on my panties, my bra, jeans, buttoning them, you blocking the door and giving me that...
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min:
suit yourself, it's just that I win a trip to Mexico if I recruit enough cynical bastards......lol
elipsis:
blushkiss
perhaps you are right... somedays i do wake up laughing from dreams...
but i never remember what they are about...
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Coffeelove & walkaway
Dino porn and Mysterious nights.
This is a long one, hence the spoiler.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Coffeelove: fuck
i don't want to be busy with dino-licking
all distracted
and then there is a god damn raptor behind me
walkaway: rudely eaten in the middle of the act
Coffeelove: AT LEAST LET ME FINISH!
walkaway: raptors might be...
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sjofn_:
true true girl wish it wouldn't be so, how are you doing
weston:
I hope you're right. It's just hard to see things that way right now. My health problems are just such a huge part of my life at the moment...Affecting pretty much every aspect of my life. It's so invasive that it's just hard to separate it from my identity I suppose shocked
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deuteranopia:
Ha HAAAAA! new favorite: May or may not be the lovechild of Abe Vigoda and Robert Loggia.
deuteranopia:
Yeah yeah -- okay, I think it's off to bed I go.
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I lock up my dark side, those dark thoughts. I feed them.
I wait for them to grow stronger, fearless.
I wait for them to resemble reality.
That is when I dig up the key, unlock what holds them and I play them over and over.
To feel some kind of pain, to understand something I can't grasp.
To inspire myself. To be able to...
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deuteranopia:
No... no he does not... No remorse!!!
deuteranopia:
Oh, Moby's going down!
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dryad:
ha ha ha ewww biggrin


And I know right?
braddn:
That is by far my favorite LOLCat. Hilarious.
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I fail and fall down, inches from the finish line
As I hit the ground the air is punched out of me
Gasping for air, digging my nails into the dirt
I see, I understand, I know every tactic of this game
But here I am
Again
I have no excuses, only beaten pride
And shame
Every time I start over, the list of failures...
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angad19:
If it goes any higher, all the more fun for the lucky guy you pick to take care of it, assuming you'll pick a guy and not just your hand/toy. wink
forcefield:
Wow, talk about a mindfuck !

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