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Fun fact #1:
I'm really loud. I'm so loud you'd think I was doing a poor job of faking it but no, I'm just enjoying myself, loudly.
I'm so loud I caught myself thinking "omfg, shush woman!" while masturbating this evening.

Fun fact #2:
The house of my dreams has a sound proof bedroom.
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mildots:
*high five* smile
majorboredom:
smile

if we were neighbors,
i wouldn't bang on the ceiling or
wall with a broom handle.
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Hey you! Yeah you.
You're kinda cute blush
kiss
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boozeandviolence:
look who's talking smile
majorboredom:


you might wanna get your eyes checked! lol
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Sometimes I have this insane urge to grab you by your shirt, kiss you hard, deep, passionately.
Just being close to you makes my body shiver with anticipation, a restless feeling, I can't help but press my thighs closed, grinding them hard against each other, moaning softly and toes curling from pure frustration, desire.
And it is not just my body, my cunt is aching...
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rayraythemanape:
What are you doing out of the box?
rayraythemanape:
Well okay then. wink
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Mm.. Morning sex.. Want.. Want to wake up in bed, sleepy and warm,
strong arms holding me tight.
A nice, slow lazy fuck. Just us.
No roughness. No begging. No biting. No scratching.
Just pull me back against you, wrap your arms around me,
slide into me and fuck me.
Love feeling your cock in me while we lay like this.
Arching my ass back...
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taoandcoffee:
Yeah, I could go for some morning sex.
Or afternoon sex.
Or middle of the night sex.
Or...sex.
*not picky*
loudbutpointless:
i think everybody who read that also wants morning sex too now,you fine lady have a magical way with wordskiss
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I'm become more and more attracted to the idea of an open relationship, polyamorous or whatever you should want to call it.
I do believe in soulmates, love, all that jazz but I also know that at some point.. you meet someone that will make you feel like you've been punched in the gut. Just pure, raw, overwhelming desire.
Or maybe not even that. Someone...
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wingzephyr:
during the 8 years i was with my ex-there was another woman i loved with all my heart. she and i met here on SG about the same time my ex and i met and we clicked like a light switch. over the years our love for each other grew and grew. the two of us discussed why things would be like if my relationship was open or if my ex and i were a poly couple. i personally believed i could be in such a relationship because despite my feelings for my friend my feelings for my ex never diminished. i would fantasize about being in a relationship where i could be with them both.

but tragity and her own short comings killed my relationship with my ex and my friend and i have become involved now. i don't have the open relationship desire anymore. i think it simply boils down to what you want in your heart. what do your dreams and unedited desires tell you? i think your answer lies there.
lestrange:
thanks hun!

i guess i am just still dealing with everything as much as i can! last night was a BAD night... and being hormonal made it like a billion times worse! it was like my head and my heart were fighting and no matter who won it was going to be a bloody battle!

but things get better.... right? they are getting better.
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Being ill makes me mean.

I hate being late for appointments, meeting etc.. so yesterday I asked my dad if he could drive me to my GP appointment as I was in no condition to drive myself. We get out to his car and he starts clearing out stuff from the passenger seat.
I think I felt horns growing out of my forehead. I felt...
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brokenhouse:
get well soon smile
tilpacer:
Moms are awesome. Mine still does stuff like that and I am 30.

I hope you feel better soon.
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Strep throat. I feel awful.
My flat looks like crap and it hurts to move.
Someone plz come clean up for me? I promise I will make it up to you when I'm all better frown
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iampeeder:
i would help, but you know, $2,000 plane ticket
chie:
i too hope you get better soon.
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So, I'm going to London in April to celebrate my birthday. Got MrBubbleWrap to come there to celebrate with me! Trying to convince other friends to come too, I mean.. I'm turning 26. I'm getting old!

Now, I've seen most of the sights the last time I was in London, so this time.. Fuck, I'm going there purely for shopping and drinking and.. yeah well...
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iampeeder:
26? sheeeesh!

london is awesome, you should be taking me too
whatswrong:
Don't forget to pack the tooth brush, extra socks and anal beads. Don't forget to insult their country as frequently as possible.

"That clock isn't that big"
"You call this tea?"
"Doesn't anyone else see the inherent danger of such a top heavy bus?"
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Sometimes I wish my sex dreams would be less strange, and more pleasing.
I dreamt I was a man, some twisted male form of myself. I met the hottest chick ever, I mean, she was a ten and up. Completely gorgeous.
I somehow talked her into sleeping with me, and I was on top of her, pulled down her skirt and.. she had the biggest...
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gladys:
i wish i had an imagination like that.
user209834982:
Hahahaha
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I want my period.. And I want it now..
surreal
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majorboredom:
hey! hey! hey!

it's not like you didn't like it.

cheesus!
xstephx:
u kno sometimes these things just happen for no reason.. heres hoping and all the best!