coffeelove

Sometimes I wish my sex dreams would be less strange, and more pleasing.
I dreamt I was a man, some twisted male form of myself. I met the hottest chick ever, I mean, she was a ten and up. Completely gorgeous.
I somehow talked her into sleeping with me, and I was on top of her, pulled down her skirt and.. she had the biggest penis I've ever seen. It was just massive!
Somehow in my dream I wasn't surprised, hot woman with a penis, lets get it on!
So I gave the woman a blowjob, I could hardly fit it in my mouth but it worked. She came.. And her cum was like cottage cheese.
And then I went trekking through the Sahara.
I did wake up a little like this..