coffeelove

So I went to a costume party last night dressed as a newly fucked hooker.
Corset, garter belt, thigh highs and a mens shirt over that. Meaning I wasn't very covered. And I went out.
While I was out I..
Got flashed to a childhood friend.
Told a guy from Atlanta "honey you can't afford me'.
A Nigerian hooker gave me the evil eye and tried to get in a fight with me.
Got in a huge fight with my aunt and basically told her she is the worlds worst mother.
Met a lesbian and her friend, who thankfully took care me as I walked around in my slutty costume.
Flirted with a cute guy but ended up going home with the lesbian for a after party.

Last night was awesome, I laughed the entire evening and I can't remember the last time I had so much fun going out here. It was worth it, even if my entire home town now thinks I dress like a slut when I go out