coffeelove

Sometimes my life is hilarious.
Let us begin with going to work yesterday, shall we?
-20 C, poor car covered in ice and wind shield wipers were glued to the windows.
I broke off the wind shield wiper at the rear window. It was stuck and I was simply trying to free it.
Good thing I won't need it until summer because I can't see out the rear window anyways due to ice on the inside which won't go away.
Car nearly died as I turned the key to the ignition.
Met friends at a caf. I was so tired I looked stoned and the words coming out of my mouth when I was trying to tell them I was tired was 'I am horny'.
When I got home after work I discovered the key to my front door is missing. Stood there in the freezing cold screaming 'fuuuuck' for a couple of minutes.
I emptied my bag, looked everywhere in my car and picked up my phone to call a friend whom had last had my key.
Phone had died. Charger inside house. Key to house missing.

Thankfully my dad was home so I could borrow his phone. Which also almost died when I touched it.
But got a hold of my friend and two hours later than usual I was finally in my own flat.
Oh and this morning..
My dad totally caught me masturbating. He was working outside my windows and while the blinds were down, some curtains to a window where open.
And it's not like I was clothed and just had my hands down my pants. Completely naked.
Tried to check how much he could possibly have seen so went outside to look in my own windows.
In just a t-shirt and Hello Kitty-panties.
Why hellooo, horny neighbor drives by, almost going off the road as he sees me.
The past 24 hours my life has made me lol. A lot.