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Wednesday Dec 09, 2009

Dec 9, 2009
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So to make up for yesterdays seriousness.

Had a shift at my old job, co-worker for today was from India/Pakistan/whatever. Around there.
Guy does not talk.
Me: So you're going to school right?
Him: Yes.
....
/end conversation

So this is what I did at work today, for 8 hours.

-Read 27 pages on textsfromlastnight.com
I will be racking up a insanely high phone bill.
But really entertaining and now I want to go to college in the States.

-Took 7 coffee/cigarette breaks that were somewhere around 20 minutes long.
This job is killing my lungs. And may also explain why I am immune to caffeine.

-Did Kegels. For 8 hours.
From now on I will refer to my vagina as SuperVag.
Also, do I need to stretch? Kegels is a form for exercise, right?

What did you today?



VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
iampeeder:
oh! like that cartoon show, Assy McGee, about a police detective that is a butt, but instead its a vag
Dec 14, 2009
brightredscream:
Thanks love!
Dec 18, 2009

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