coffeelove

I have a sleepy rat nestled up in my scarf and her whiskers are tickling the nape of my neck.
I have coffee and cigarettes.
Blasting my new favorite song.
Thinking of a different life.

And cause I've got nothing else to say


walkaway: maybe it is refreshing for some males to be enlightened to the fact that not all women dreams of candles, cuddling in front of a fire and flowers, poetry and sub-culture this and that.
Coffeelove: it's okay when it isn't too much and not because "ISN'T THIS WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT?!"
walkaway: it is like how much of a point you make out of stuff. i would never say I LIKE TO CUDDLE!
Coffeelove: like Mr. English, the first time he sent me flowers it was really charming because i had mentioned i was going out to buy roses
walkaway: he sent more than one?
Coffeelove: two more. and cute poems written in.. elvish
walkaway: hahahahahaha
you should have sent back some flowers and a card and in nice, purrdy handwriting
"YOU'RE SO GAY"
Coffeelove: hahaha yeah! i would have liked it better if he had written "i'll fuck you until you scream"
but by the third time he sent flowers and stuff i kinda felt like puking.
walkaway: it's too much when you just want to get laid and not the whole romance stuff
Coffeelove: those things aren't annoying when you are in love
walkaway: yeah cause you have your brains blown out by hormones and stuff

Coffeelove: i told the geek i wasn't interested/met someone else and he was all
" bai bai"
and blocked me everywhere
i laughed until i cried!
walkaway: hahaha damn women!
what the fuck is up?
Coffeelove: haha i know, it's junior high. geez, go lock yourself up in the bathroom and cry to your bestfriend
walkaway: "i'm only talking to you because i dream of MAKING LOVE TO YOU!"
Coffeelove: hah 'i wouldn't fuck you and i absolutely won't make love to you, you girl'
walkaway: uh speaking of geeks, i've met geek, skinny and weird, and he wouldn't understand a booty call if you screamed your adress followed by BRING LUBE.

See, we like romance too.