coffeelove

Coffeelove: the geek doesn't have a chin either. and when i hint about handcuffs and things like that, he says "WHAT WOULD I DO WITH YOU IN HANDCUFFS!! "
walkaway: jeez he has got to know that
Coffeelove: i'm all !/%(!, you fuck me goddammit!
walkaway: how difficult is it. stick dein bratwurst in my whatever it was.
waht's deh problem
Coffeelove: yeees
walkaway: i obviously attract people who wants to talk about FEEEELINGS!
am very ready for someone to tell me how much they want to pull up my skirt and throw me over the table.
Coffeelove: everyone i know who is like that lives half way across the world.
why has norway been blessed with puny guys with no clue as what to do with a naked woman begging for it?
walkaway: one should think that the country has great potential. tall proud aryans and all that.
but no, can't brag about cock size but blue eyes and blonde hair, fuck yeah!
Coffeelove: haha yeah! so nazism is basically really just a form of extreme penis-envy.
...
huh..
walkaway: ...
so you are saying..
[Simultaneously]
Coffeelove: bwahahaha!
walkaway: hahaha!
jewish, anyone?