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Monday Oct 12, 2009

Oct 12, 2009
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This might be offensive for the Jewish, Nazis and otherwise.

Coffeelove & walkaway on handcuffs, Nazis and size.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Coffeelove: the geek doesn't have a chin either. and when i hint about handcuffs and things like that, he says "WHAT WOULD I DO WITH YOU IN HANDCUFFS!! shocked shocked"
walkaway: jeez he has got to know that
Coffeelove: i'm all !/%(!, you fuck me goddammit!
walkaway: how difficult is it. stick dein bratwurst in my whatever it was.
waht's deh problem
Coffeelove: yeees
walkaway: i obviously attract people who wants to talk about FEEEELINGS!
am very ready for someone to tell me how much they want to pull up my skirt and throw me over the table.
Coffeelove: everyone i know who is like that lives half way across the world.
why has norway been blessed with puny guys with no clue as what to do with a naked woman begging for it?
walkaway: one should think that the country has great potential. tall proud aryans and all that.
but no, can't brag about cock size but blue eyes and blonde hair, fuck yeah!
Coffeelove: haha yeah! so nazism is basically really just a form of extreme penis-envy.
...
huh..
walkaway: ...
so you are saying..
[Simultaneously]
Coffeelove: bwahahaha!
walkaway: hahaha!
jewish, anyone?


VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
deuteranopia:
It's even better than your previous installment. I wish I had friends here as fucking genius as you two birds seem to be. I'm apparently the intellectual envy of all my friends here. Bastards...
Oct 13, 2009
whatswrong:
christ. that sounds like a conversation i would have with my friends while we drink beer rebuild motors, flex our muscles and hang dry-wall.

just substitute Penis with Vagina
Oct 13, 2009

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