coffeelove

Thank you everyone for your kind comments. Everything is alright, I'm not feeling like I did earlier.

On the subject of men

walkaway: i just want someone who says i'm everything one could want, without the needy-dimension
Coffeelove: "hey i'm in your neighbourhood, lets have coffee and then i'll fuck you hard kthnxbai"
walkaway: mmm.. someone who just shows up at your door with a bottle of champagne and a hard-on
Coffeelove: and says "find some glasses and bend over the kitchen table sugar"


On gummy bears and dirty talking

Coffeelove: i remember that one guy, i was like "i don't get this movie" and he stuffed a gummy bear in my mouth, took off my clothes and then woah
walkaway: haha yeah that's the way
Coffeelove: mmm "here baby suck on this and then you'll at least shut up while i take your clothes off"
walkaway: aah a man who WANTS you to shut up while you're doing it
Coffeelove: yeah, i mean, i don't mind when guys do it, as long as they don't want me talk back.
i mean, wtf do you respond to "you're a dirty filthy little whore aren't you?".. "oh yeah you horndog" ?
walkaway: hahahaha YOU HAIRY MANBEAST YOU
or you could like, insist on gagging as something you find very exciting
Coffeelove: shout "i'm ready", stuff a gag-ball in your mouth and just lay down!

walkaway: i feel like creating a alter ego and make comics out of these kind of conversations.
alter ego because i don't want to make anyone i've done it with cry.
Coffeelove: i want to be a regular apperance.

*waits for comic book*