I miss that guyfriend I could talk about sexual things with and it wasn't sexual, you know?
Like today, I had given myself a girlsquirt-induced head ache from hell, and wanted to complain to someone about it, but everyone I thought of telling it would only have made it into a "wow I wish I could see that, make you squirt blah blah blah".
He would have just said "deyhdrated yourself again? haha how many fucking times are you gonna do it before you learn?".
I miss that.
I want a guyfriend like him again. Le sigh.
Like today, I had given myself a girlsquirt-induced head ache from hell, and wanted to complain to someone about it, but everyone I thought of telling it would only have made it into a "wow I wish I could see that, make you squirt blah blah blah".
He would have just said "deyhdrated yourself again? haha how many fucking times are you gonna do it before you learn?".
I miss that.
I want a guyfriend like him again. Le sigh.
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you have guyfriends and i like chickfriends
but i don't have any at the moment (none that are super cool)
i'd apply for the job of guyfriend but the commute would be a bitch!