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That guy I hooked up with the weekend before Christmas.. He has turned into a psycho stalker.
Holy shit.
Yesterday he called me 20 times. 20 fucking times. And texted me all day. And on Facebook.
The last time I picked up the phone, he said some jealous guy had called him and threatened him to stay away from me or something like that....
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That guy I hooked up with the weekend before Christmas.. He has turned into a psycho stalker.
Holy shit.
Yesterday he called me 20 times. 20 fucking times. And texted me all day. And on Facebook.
The last time I picked up the phone, he said some jealous guy had called him and threatened him to stay away from me or something like that....
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I want to get fucked so hard that it makes me cry.
Face down, ass up, then just fucked hard and deep from behind.
!?#(@#*+#/@?!
Face down, ass up, then just fucked hard and deep from behind.
!?#(@#*+#/@?!
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pawko4b:
Out with the old in with the cock 
eccentricoldguy:
I wish I was near enough to help you with that. 
It's scary. Really scary.
As some of you might remember I've been taking meds for my panic disorder. I've been in therapy, which was somewhat helpful but since I was on the meds I really didn't have anything to work with.
So I decided to cut my dose in half, and for a while everything was okay, until the panic attacks started again. Like that...
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As some of you might remember I've been taking meds for my panic disorder. I've been in therapy, which was somewhat helpful but since I was on the meds I really didn't have anything to work with.
So I decided to cut my dose in half, and for a while everything was okay, until the panic attacks started again. Like that...
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violentpatriot:
unfortunately staying on the meds is a necessity. But damn does it suck!
limowreck:
I hate to say it darlin, but sometimes cutting back on the meds isn't the way to go. At least not without consulting with your doc first, which I'm assuming you did, but just in case I'm wrong on that.
I'm sorry to hear that happened to you. *hugs*
I'm sorry to hear that happened to you. *hugs*
Going back to stay with mom for the holidays. Have no plans of being semi-alone for Christmas in my own apartment, so I'm going to where the food, presents and general Christmas spirit resides.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas!
And yeah, I get to open all my presents tomorrow cause we celebrate on the 24th. The way it is supposed to be.
God...
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I wish you all a Merry Christmas!
And yeah, I get to open all my presents tomorrow cause we celebrate on the 24th. The way it is supposed to be.
God...
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mildots:
Food 
Have fun my dear
Have fun my dear
weston:
Happy holidays!
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mildots:
Likes it
foolish_hyena:
i miss soup
Nevermind. I did get laid.
I didn't even get a chance to take off my jacket and flaunt my sexy self before I had hooked up with a guy.
Wasn't completely intentional, but oh well.
I have apparently been very charming, as said guy called me while I was doing my little walk of shame and invited me to come visit him.
Too bad he...
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I didn't even get a chance to take off my jacket and flaunt my sexy self before I had hooked up with a guy.
Wasn't completely intentional, but oh well.
I have apparently been very charming, as said guy called me while I was doing my little walk of shame and invited me to come visit him.
Too bad he...
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tilpacer:
Couldn't kiss because he didn't want to kiss you or couldn't kiss because he failed at it?
user209834982:
Oh, it sucks when people are bad at kissing.
My vag hates men and doesn't want me to get laid.
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el_bandito:
not a cockblock, a beaver dam
taoandcoffee:
HAHAHAHAHAH BEAVER DAM! That made my day.
So did the birthday wishes
You're right, what else could I wish for? Except for maybe the odd pizza for sustenance to drop in.
So did the birthday wishes
You're right, what else could I wish for? Except for maybe the odd pizza for sustenance to drop in.
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mrbubblewarp:
I want to get this tattooed on me.... I've loved this litany since I first heard it.
violentpatriot:
losing love for music is sad but we have more sex toys the older we get!
I wish I had functionable wrists.
I can't cook, I can't clean and I can't do dirty things to myself without them starting to hurt like hell and leave me even more crippled. Just take me out back and shoot me.
I'm pretty much useless these days. And I have no idea what caused this infection or whatever it is. So yeah..
FML.
I need...
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I can't cook, I can't clean and I can't do dirty things to myself without them starting to hurt like hell and leave me even more crippled. Just take me out back and shoot me.
I'm pretty much useless these days. And I have no idea what caused this infection or whatever it is. So yeah..
FML.
I need...
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oxy:
should i come round and do dirty things to you instead?
So, been sick with strep throat for a month now. That must be a world record, surely?
I haven't gotten laid for over a month. Not a world record, but still sucks.
I had a very vivid dream that I died, after smoking pot with a guru who said my strep throat never would get better anyways.
I've lost a couple of kilos cause.. Well,...
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I haven't gotten laid for over a month. Not a world record, but still sucks.
I had a very vivid dream that I died, after smoking pot with a guru who said my strep throat never would get better anyways.
I've lost a couple of kilos cause.. Well,...
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whatswrong:
Sounds like a life threatening affliction. I recommend the same thing I always recommend to the sickly. Sleep, cigarettes and white tea.
Ultra lights might be in order.
Ultra lights might be in order.
weston:
Hope you feel better soon!
Fuck. Bye bye London, bye bye tattoos, bye bye everything remotely called having fun.
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pawko4b:
NOOOOOOOO
mrbubblewarp:
wait, what?? what happend??
-8 F.
Brrr! Should have put on underwear before going out. RIP clitoris.
Brrr! Should have put on underwear before going out. RIP clitoris.
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scphantm:
lmfao. reminds me of a show about the Bonneville salt flats every year. speed week. discovery channel is going around the crowd asking what they think of the time trials and they get to this suicide girl looking chick and asked her what she will remember most about the week. she goes "never wear a skirt with no underwear on salt during speed week. sun reflects off the salt and oh boy you don't wanna know the sunburn."
pawko4b:
Lucky
Well, either you were really good (possible?) or he is just really crazy (possible as well?), or a combination?
Here's to hoping he doesn't try to steal your kidney in 2011