Jesus fucking christ. I feel so violated. I think I might be in shock or something.
I forgot to lock my front door last night and woke up by someone laying down next to me and starting to stroke my back. It was so fucking horrible. For a second all I saw were the dark features of some guy, in my bed while I am...
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I forgot to lock my front door last night and woke up by someone laying down next to me and starting to stroke my back. It was so fucking horrible. For a second all I saw were the dark features of some guy, in my bed while I am...
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sammarie:
*hugs back* thank you pretty lady. 
One of my new years resolution.. Read more.
After discovering boys and sex and.. other ways to procrastinate, my reading just went downhill.
And what I have been reading the past years are the same old books that I've had for years.
Time for new books.
So, what is your favorite book? Should I read it?
Know of any other books that might be worth...
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After discovering boys and sex and.. other ways to procrastinate, my reading just went downhill.
And what I have been reading the past years are the same old books that I've had for years.
Time for new books.
So, what is your favorite book? Should I read it?
Know of any other books that might be worth...
Read More
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dryad:
thank you 
cardamom:
CAN SUPERVAG SAVE THE WORLD FROM UTTER DICKSTRUCTION? FIND OUT THIS WEEK! "But SuperVag! Flaccid penis is FLACCID!!!"
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loudbutpointless:
cheers,i wasnt expecting it to win
madviking:
I like your taste in art. B & W is so classic.
Now all I need is someone to make me fall in love again.
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pawko4b:
When the time is right it'll happen
majorboredom:
fine...
Tony Danza.
he's the boss!
fine...
Tony Danza.
he's the boss!
Guess what a co-worker of mine said yesterday.
'Oh I think tattoos are disgusting!'
Gee.. Thanks.
'Oh I think tattoos are disgusting!'
Gee.. Thanks.
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oxy:
co-wokers are, in most cases, freaking idiots.
lectorvyal:
unfortunately some people think like that, you just have to put up with it
Today my sister tells me something that happened last weekend.
She and a guy were the only ones awake at a party, the guy throws himself at her, grabs her by the throat and obviously wanted to fuck her.
She gets away by saying she is going to change the music, she gets him off and then the guy starts taking off his clothes, asking...
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She and a guy were the only ones awake at a party, the guy throws himself at her, grabs her by the throat and obviously wanted to fuck her.
She gets away by saying she is going to change the music, she gets him off and then the guy starts taking off his clothes, asking...
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deathmagnetic:
He sounds like a fucking idiot, and even if he were into 'kinky stuff', that's not the way I'd imagine a rational person would try to initiate it. I'd report the lowlife - who knows if his behaviour may escalate? Glad your sister is okay.
Glad your sister is okay.
violentpatriot:
Crazy! What the hell is going on in Norway right now? Too much darkness.
Fuck it.
I need a good paddlin'.
I need a good paddlin'.
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deathmagnetic:
I see a pattern forming here...
pomfelo:
Can I get a running start?
I need to hear about a little romance and love.
So those of you with a significant other or something of the sort..
How did you meet? Was it love at first sight? Did you hate each other? Was there sex within the first five minutes? Tell me your stories, I want to hear them!
So those of you with a significant other or something of the sort..
How did you meet? Was it love at first sight? Did you hate each other? Was there sex within the first five minutes? Tell me your stories, I want to hear them!
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madviking:
First met the wife at a community theater we both volunteerd at. I took her out on our first date to a local college play that wound up being terrible. Still almost had sex in the parking lot despite the horrible show.
20 year anniversary of that date last month.
Hope you find your true love soon.
20 year anniversary of that date last month.
Hope you find your true love soon.
whatswrong:
I met myself when I was 22 years old. I was sitting at a bar when I walked in. At first I thought I was kind of plain, nothing too special. I sat at a table and thought that maybe I might go talk to myself, took me about an hour to get up and go. It took about 10 minutes for me to decide that I wanted to fuck myself.
I woke up in a strange room and there was a note on the mirror. It said, " I see you".
I woke up in a strange room and there was a note on the mirror. It said, " I see you".
So yesterday we discovered mildew under the hardwood floor boards in my kitchen.
Pretty great, right?
We've removed the boards in the kitchen and hopefully nothing underneath has been affected.
Time will tell, currently the underlying old floor has been washed and has to dry up completely, and if that doesn't work.. Tear out the entire kitchen.
And now I have to clean my entire...
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Pretty great, right?
We've removed the boards in the kitchen and hopefully nothing underneath has been affected.
Time will tell, currently the underlying old floor has been washed and has to dry up completely, and if that doesn't work.. Tear out the entire kitchen.
And now I have to clean my entire...
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violentpatriot:
I remember the last time someone tried to help you with your apartment. Your sister and a lot of wine....
madviking:
Remember, work first then wine.
This is for you music lovers.
I am in love with this chick. Wow.
Best thing I have heard in years. Srsly.
And Black Letter is wonderful. Amazing.
And I couldn't find it on youtube. You suck.
I've had like a bottle of wine. ♥
I am in love with this chick. Wow.
Best thing I have heard in years. Srsly.
And Black Letter is wonderful. Amazing.
And I couldn't find it on youtube. You suck.
I've had like a bottle of wine. ♥
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mildots:
I dig her.....to bad she will never make it big. Not "Radio friendly" enough. 
Not "Radio friendly" enough.
cardamom:
IT IS ALIVE. and shapeshifted. cactass style.
I wonder what 2011 has in store for me. 2010 was pretty crappy.
New years resolutions:
Will never fuck a Norwegian guy ever again. Ever. So I need to move to another country.
Loose so so many kilos by then and then.
Join a gym.
Be more creative.
Fuck the panic attacks and travel more.
Save more money.
Apply to school to get my degree...
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New years resolutions:
Will never fuck a Norwegian guy ever again. Ever. So I need to move to another country.
Loose so so many kilos by then and then.
Join a gym.
Be more creative.
Fuck the panic attacks and travel more.
Save more money.
Apply to school to get my degree...
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majorboredom:
sounds like a good plan. good luck.
i have made no resolutions and have no plans
so i guess i'll continue to flounder.
i have made no resolutions and have no plans
so i guess i'll continue to flounder.
violentpatriot:
hhahaha Suck it Norwegian men!
i had this whole thing written out but... exactly what he said ^^^