codexwyrm

Dialogue


The Help: "that coming from someone who advertises for S & M partners..."

Me: "What're you talking about I don't do that who told you I did that how did you know?!?"

The Help: "my friend said that she got that impression from you, that you chain up your girlfriends and ad for S & M partners."

Me: "I barely even remember her. I talked to her for like a minute at most."

The Help: "hey, I'm just telling you what she said. I thought you'd like to know you're the guy that makes an instant chaining-up-his-girlfriend kind of impression."

Me: "Hm."

The Help: "You know, in case you might want to make some adjustments."

Me: "..."

Me: "No, I think I'm comfortable with that."