ok... so its like minus 2000 degrees here, so it could be bitterness talking, but I've had an epiphany:
Mother Nature is a mean spiteful bitch.
Mr. Connery, where is your weather controlling machine??
On a side note, the radio this morning talked about the Brad-Jennifer split and how Angelina Jolie was a big factor in that. The question was: would you have done the same thing Brad did?
MY answer: whether you're Brad Pitt or a lowly mortal like me, if the opportunity to sleep with Angelina comes, you have been smiled upon by the gods. If you refuse her, you must turn in your membership card for the Penis Club at your nearest branch.
The woman is a goddess (with her own padded sex room)
Even this guy thinks so!
Mother Nature is a mean spiteful bitch.
Mr. Connery, where is your weather controlling machine??
On a side note, the radio this morning talked about the Brad-Jennifer split and how Angelina Jolie was a big factor in that. The question was: would you have done the same thing Brad did?
MY answer: whether you're Brad Pitt or a lowly mortal like me, if the opportunity to sleep with Angelina comes, you have been smiled upon by the gods. If you refuse her, you must turn in your membership card for the Penis Club at your nearest branch.
The woman is a goddess (with her own padded sex room)
Even this guy thinks so!
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lilmissmorbid:
add me to your friends list on YahooIm or request it or something you arent showing up on mine for some reason
g00000ne:
Holy shit I love your pic of Nikki Sixx? Is that what you look like too? 