Here we go again...
I live in downtown San Diego okay. The apartment complex I live in only has 6 apartments. We all know each other, we all hang out, and its a really great place to live. My landlord/drinking buddy and his girlfriend are especially cool. Well, they came up to me last week and started discussing me leaving for Iraq. Silly me, I slipped out the fact that my deployment date and my 21st birthday are the same day. Bad idea. The 27th of August is joshs birthday (the landlord) and now he is throwing a b-day party for himself, and a going away/birthday party for me. i saw a list of items being bought the other day... among them was the following:
1) A kiddie pool
2) 135 rubber duckies to put into said pool.
3) 3 keggers, all from different countries
4) 14 garbage pails with assorted alcohol.
5) assorted alcohol, see attached list...
that was just a few items on the list.
in that same chapter, my ex wife is bugging to come out and have sex with me because she misses me and it might be the last time.
what am I to do?
oh, and for your view pleasure:
I live in downtown San Diego okay. The apartment complex I live in only has 6 apartments. We all know each other, we all hang out, and its a really great place to live. My landlord/drinking buddy and his girlfriend are especially cool. Well, they came up to me last week and started discussing me leaving for Iraq. Silly me, I slipped out the fact that my deployment date and my 21st birthday are the same day. Bad idea. The 27th of August is joshs birthday (the landlord) and now he is throwing a b-day party for himself, and a going away/birthday party for me. i saw a list of items being bought the other day... among them was the following:
1) A kiddie pool
2) 135 rubber duckies to put into said pool.
3) 3 keggers, all from different countries
4) 14 garbage pails with assorted alcohol.
5) assorted alcohol, see attached list...
that was just a few items on the list.
in that same chapter, my ex wife is bugging to come out and have sex with me because she misses me and it might be the last time.
what am I to do?
oh, and for your view pleasure:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH That LOR thing is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in awhile. I actually laughed out loud. It takes a lot to make me laugh at something that isn't being said in person. Thank you for that, I must show all my friends now.