lets see....what haven't I done in the last month or so? Don't ask. here's what I've done to date:
1. Got screwed out of a really cool ass house by my friends. Whatever. They lost the lease anyway because they're lazy bastiches.
2. Drank way too much cheap wine. Hey when you're bummed and feeling kinda lonely, you tend to go for the cheap shit.
3. Met people that made my self loathing seem justified. I never bitch about my relationship problems. I already accept the fact I've yet to meet someone who's comfortable around my fricking weirdness. Until then, I have plenty of booze and creepy electronic music to amuse me. Teatro Satanico anyone?
4. Quit drinking so much after I kept on being mistaken for a townie. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I WAS READING COGNITIVE SCIENCE QUARTERLY IN A DIVE BAR!!!!! *ahem*
5. Speaking of CogSci, (re)started my research on survival-based AI. I'm gonna buy some Sun SPARC station and rework the program to be distributed to get over some serious stack overflow errors because the Java VM can't handle my coolness. My partner is working is working on a new system of evolution. He called it 'vulgar'.
6. Found a really sweet little efficiency apartment on the west side of town. My way-too-young-to-be-a-landlady is kinda cute to boot.
7. Discovered that the Distillers were really overhyped. Glad I didn't pay for the damn CD. Brodie(sp?) should be ashamed of passing herself off as an english tart.
8. Summer classes suck. Way too early in the morning and absolutely useless. I feel bad because my 'rents fronted the cash for these too.
9. Fetha's in Ontario. Life is boring without her.
10. Discovered a new thing to do with cheap beer and a golf club. Find a good wall you can plant your feet into a golfer stance(someplace with about six foot of drop off). Set up a beer......WHANG!!!!! suds and stress relieving joy everywhere.
11. wrote this long ass SG post without using a single pirate colloquial.
arr.
are you satisfied?
PS will be putting a pic up as soon as I get around to PSing it to the appropriate size.
1. Got screwed out of a really cool ass house by my friends. Whatever. They lost the lease anyway because they're lazy bastiches.
2. Drank way too much cheap wine. Hey when you're bummed and feeling kinda lonely, you tend to go for the cheap shit.
3. Met people that made my self loathing seem justified. I never bitch about my relationship problems. I already accept the fact I've yet to meet someone who's comfortable around my fricking weirdness. Until then, I have plenty of booze and creepy electronic music to amuse me. Teatro Satanico anyone?
4. Quit drinking so much after I kept on being mistaken for a townie. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I WAS READING COGNITIVE SCIENCE QUARTERLY IN A DIVE BAR!!!!! *ahem*
5. Speaking of CogSci, (re)started my research on survival-based AI. I'm gonna buy some Sun SPARC station and rework the program to be distributed to get over some serious stack overflow errors because the Java VM can't handle my coolness. My partner is working is working on a new system of evolution. He called it 'vulgar'.
6. Found a really sweet little efficiency apartment on the west side of town. My way-too-young-to-be-a-landlady is kinda cute to boot.
7. Discovered that the Distillers were really overhyped. Glad I didn't pay for the damn CD. Brodie(sp?) should be ashamed of passing herself off as an english tart.
8. Summer classes suck. Way too early in the morning and absolutely useless. I feel bad because my 'rents fronted the cash for these too.
9. Fetha's in Ontario. Life is boring without her.
10. Discovered a new thing to do with cheap beer and a golf club. Find a good wall you can plant your feet into a golfer stance(someplace with about six foot of drop off). Set up a beer......WHANG!!!!! suds and stress relieving joy everywhere.
11. wrote this long ass SG post without using a single pirate colloquial.


are you satisfied?
PS will be putting a pic up as soon as I get around to PSing it to the appropriate size.
Ontario is boring without you. I think I'm gonna go buy some cheap wine.
(Yes, Brodie's a tool...but she's still hot)
Fuck shit up in B-town for me since I'm not there!