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Monday Apr 16, 2007

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Its Cecilia's Birthday today and they FINALLY put another set up by her. Thank the lord. I wish they would put more women with her shape up on the site, baby steps, folks.

I went to a strip club for the first time in my life on Saturday and it was well... Worse then I thought. I didn't like it at all. I mean, I like being a bad girl, but I could never rub my clit in a strangers face for a dollar. More power to those women. I tipped all the ugly ones. They liked to smush their faces in my breasts. One even did things to me that I am too ashamed to write about.

My friend JUST got these tattoos, which I think is the most clever idea EVAR. Go team 3.

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He lived in Hawaii for years. I love them




HEY!
Have any of you ever been to jail? please say yes. Seriously...

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kidego:
ok ok.. I admit I haven't read your blog for a few days.. but why do I get the idea that the reason for your saluting picture from the 12 was a hardon?
Apr 16, 2007
durbustweeb:
I've been to a strip club only once, out of curiosity. It was one of the most depressing places I've seen in my life. I was offered many lap dances, turned them all down, and ended up chatting to one of the strippers about what she -really- thought about the guys she was servicing.

No need to ever return.

And cyber-sex is a total turn-off. Ick. How could anyone get off with the nagging doubt that the other person is not a 23 year old hottie, but is really some 53-year old, unshowered, pimple backed balding dude rubbing himself with stolen panties?
Apr 17, 2007

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