cockzombie

pirate speak translator


in honor of international talk like a pirate day...

pirates(men)

wenches(women)


post your nickname!
mine is:Skylarking Sophie McPhearson




So a pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel sewn to his crotch. The bartender saysto him, "What's with the steering wheel?"

The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts!"



Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?

Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!



Why do pirates love Captain Crunch?

It's pARRrrrrrt of a complete breakfast!