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I asked an Older Russian gentleman, "How can you drink two bottles of vodka with dinner and still stand?" He said with THICK ACCENT "You Americans, you go to a bar and just drink booze with no food. You get so fucked up. If you want to party all night then eat a bite with every drink. Bread, Butter, Caviar Shot." I tried repeating this spell to the dismay of my family on Christmas Eve. The spell works. Russian Vodka gone whole bottle, mother eyes me for rehab.

In order to survive the SG St Patricks Day Party, please everyone eat something (with calories) with every other bite all night and make sure you have a sober ride home.