Toejam and Earl is the greatest game ever created by man. Me and the Dome owned the hell out of it while hanging out last night. Also on the card: Streets of Rage, Golden Axe, and some Sonic. Highlights:
"It's not mailorder! Oh god, it's not mailorder! Sweet Jesus, don't kill me, Aaaaah! Hey, a dollar....."
"Keep a bat in your pocket for SEEEECRET MURDER"
"Hey, maybe Cupid will make you go vegan again. He IS fat and blonde....."
"Why is this girl housing the both of us?"
Man, that kid needs to hang out more often.
"It's not mailorder! Oh god, it's not mailorder! Sweet Jesus, don't kill me, Aaaaah! Hey, a dollar....."
"Keep a bat in your pocket for SEEEECRET MURDER"
"Hey, maybe Cupid will make you go vegan again. He IS fat and blonde....."
"Why is this girl housing the both of us?"
Man, that kid needs to hang out more often.