Cant move my arms or legs! And since I cant touch them with those leaf-fingers of mine, my size-and-weight control units are useless!
But as long as I have a breath in me, Im not giving upPlants turn toward sunlight a process called HELIOTROPISM! Perhaps if I can manage to let myself be drawn toward that shaft of light the result will be to yank...
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But as long as I have a breath in me, Im not giving upPlants turn toward sunlight a process called HELIOTROPISM! Perhaps if I can manage to let myself be drawn toward that shaft of light the result will be to yank...
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That was the trouble with mankind, Konga had learned to his disgust from a dozen similar incidents in the past! Someone was always pulling a trigger or pressing a button or making a speech without wondering who was going to get hurt! Hed tried, this lonely primate whod been wandering the Earth along for so long!
He had memories of happier dayswhen a girl had...
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paleenchantress:
im mailing the project out today or tomorrow 
flux:
uh, I didn't write that, somebody else did. I'm an advice editor, so it came up as me.
My name is JKAL! I come from a planet beyond the range of our most powerful telesopes1 I speak with mental waves which are at once translated to you
I collect living things from a planets past as well as the present! Its made possible by this STARKAN, a device to dissolve matter, send it through space and time, then reassemble itI dont harm my...
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I collect living things from a planets past as well as the present! Its made possible by this STARKAN, a device to dissolve matter, send it through space and time, then reassemble itI dont harm my...
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tigerlily:
can't i keep on of the specimens? pllleeeeaaaassseee? oh monstus shmontus.
how have you been? i've been scarce around here.
how have you been? i've been scarce around here.
moondaddy:
LOL.... yet another great find.
Project 1: The Red Star Murders
(i.e. the Death Packages)
WHAT ARE THE RED STAR MURDERS?
A Death Package is a fictionally staged letter to the authorities from a serial killer, advertising a murder and taking responsibility for it by sending evidence.
THE KILLERS PROFILE
The Red Star Strangler murders his victims by strangling them garrote-style with a red plastic string. Once hes killed them,...
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(i.e. the Death Packages)
WHAT ARE THE RED STAR MURDERS?
A Death Package is a fictionally staged letter to the authorities from a serial killer, advertising a murder and taking responsibility for it by sending evidence.
THE KILLERS PROFILE
The Red Star Strangler murders his victims by strangling them garrote-style with a red plastic string. Once hes killed them,...
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maladjusted:
Sup Jersey .. Wow im intrigued, Just how does he travel time though? what time is "his" home time ?
daysofmetal:
definitly wasnt the best day for all the excitement that happened that day. i noticed ur from lakewood so u would know the area... it was right by the shell/gulf stations on rt9 and i think 9th ave.... and the guy in the wheelchair lives in the apartmeny building not far from 9, closer to 88. in case u were wondering lol
thats interesting... are ya making a movie or is that a true story or something? im confused lol
thats interesting... are ya making a movie or is that a true story or something? im confused lol
The voyage begins and Columbus is immediately stricken with seasickness. So is Herbie! But theyre distracted from their condition when the Portuguese navy attacks them. Catching their cannonballs, Herbie walks up into the sky, then suddenly drops himself like a human bomb, crashing right through the Portuguese ships deck, sinking it.
Then, while walking across the oceans surface to return to Columbus, Herbie sashays past...
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Then, while walking across the oceans surface to return to Columbus, Herbie sashays past...
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I was a paleontologist! A man who never got closer to a dinosaur, than putting skeletons together in museums, out of a few old bones, imagination, and a scientific slide-rule! Now, I met them face to fang! Monsters who roamed the Earth when it was young! OnTHE ISLAND OF THUNDER!
All my life Ive been CONSTRUCTING dinosaurs out of artificial bones! Small ones! And big!...
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All my life Ive been CONSTRUCTING dinosaurs out of artificial bones! Small ones! And big!...
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trilobyte:
Strangely, I've buuilt a couple dinosaurs out of wooden bones. Granted, they were models of a sort, but it's true. Now if only I could figure out a way to animate them and watch them terrorize the neighborhood...
Thank you for the encouragement, kind sir. Yeah, I suppose that if I can sell the idea of a circuit board, a more creative dream with the promise of a better return on investment is a piece of cake. At this point it's more a matter of simply taking the steps and feeling things out. There are people here I can turn to for the occasional pointer, while the business is kind of closed up to outsiders the truth is that they all need a solid relationship with someone who can be the money man...
Thank you for the encouragement, kind sir. Yeah, I suppose that if I can sell the idea of a circuit board, a more creative dream with the promise of a better return on investment is a piece of cake. At this point it's more a matter of simply taking the steps and feeling things out. There are people here I can turn to for the occasional pointer, while the business is kind of closed up to outsiders the truth is that they all need a solid relationship with someone who can be the money man...
Speaking of crocs, back at the battle, The Immortal Ones mechanical one begins to emit clouds of oily black smoke to choke Bwana Beast and his bizarre steed while creating a smokescreen to make his getaway. Ruperts helicopters blades quickly clear the air, allowing for Bwana Beast to pursue his foe into the jungle. The croc-machines trail suddenly ends, so Bwana Beast uses his helmet...
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thursday:
ok... i'm still not quite sure you're not mad at me. eep...
Suspicious, Helena wonders who or what could possibly be behind all their recent troubles. By this time, Herc recognizes the island as the home of his friend Aeolus, so he heads for "The Cave Of Four Winds" to consult him. But before he can get there, Wilamene forces Aeolus to raise a South wind to blast the mighty Hercules with airborne sand.
"Suddenly, as Hercules...
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paleenchantress:
OOoOOooO definetly more like cold nite out ! Brrrrr 
! and OOOoOOOooo more projects, i still have to finish the 1st one which will be soon . watching horror movies all weekend sounds like fun !
! and OOOoOOOooo more projects, i still have to finish the 1st one which will be soon . watching horror movies all weekend sounds like fun !
giga_geo:
hans bellmer disturbs my socks off. 
The Rich Invention Center is in chaos. First, an explosion rocks Professor Keenbeans lab. When Richie asks him to fix his atomic powered transistor radio, it falls apart. Then, after Professor Keenbean reassembles it in his togetherer machine, it broadcasts radio transmissions 24 hours late! Elsewhere, Mr. Richs money vaults refuse to stay closed, and when Professor Keenbean tries to invent hissless steam, he winds...
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amplexus23:
they need to make comix about my family and me
o'boy Nocash
o'boy Nocash
moondaddy:
LOL... what is this, the synopsis to a lost Richie Rich comic?
Thanks for your creative deadline tip a few weeks ago... very good advice indeed. Now if only I would follow it...
Thanks for your creative deadline tip a few weeks ago... very good advice indeed. Now if only I would follow it...
Princess Anne pleaded guilty yesterday to allowing her "placid, playful" English bull terrier to run loose and attack two children. She is the first member of the royal family in modern times to be convicted of a criminal offense.
Anne, 52, the only daughter of Queen Elizabeth II, was fined $785 and ordered to pay $393 in compensation for violating the Dangerous Dogs Act.
But...
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Anne, 52, the only daughter of Queen Elizabeth II, was fined $785 and ordered to pay $393 in compensation for violating the Dangerous Dogs Act.
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amplexus23:
When will people learn? don't FUCK with the royals!
tigerlily:
whoa...at first i thought this was about the corgi death...and now the dog's attacted something else? sad about the corgi. ok. weird really.
how was nye?
how was nye?
:::whoosh:::