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Lakewood NJ

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Monday Apr 07, 2003

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Well, had my bachelor party on Saturday, in the style of a Dean Martin Roast. My Best Man, JEA, rented out a banquet room and 16 of my closest male friends proceeded to rip me a new one for about two hours. It was absolutely rip roaring. One of the best times I ever had being insulted in my life. Stories from my past that were brought up:
1) The Homophobic Pen Pal Letter
2) The Double Hooker Pool Table Dildo Story
3) The Bloody Fist Fucking Story
4) "I Lost My Shoes"
5) The "I took a crap in a plastic bag" story
6) The "I had sex with a 50 year old psychopath" story

I'll have to let the titles speak for themselves!

Then after every embarassing story about me was complete, we went to a bar where my co-patriots enlisted some of the cheesiest women in human history to dirty dance with me to the tune of "Macho Man". At which point, they took off most of my clothes and I paraded around topless with half - off pants. At any rate, a supurb collection of bizarre characters and outragous halarity. Next the rehearsal dinner on Thurs and the actual wedding on Saturday!

Whew, getting married is intense!
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
linz:
bwaaahhahaha! nothing like your friends ragging on you to make you happier that you are leaving them to join "the other side" wink
Apr 8, 2003
rickroyal:
No, no, no, no, no. You can't tease me with titles like that and not give me more.

Sounds like a good time, though. Glad you had fun.

Glad you enjoyed the entry.
Apr 8, 2003

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