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Saturday Oct 23, 2004

Oct 23, 2004
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When Blackie Raccoon's mother sets her custard pie on the windowsill to cool off, her son gets in trouble when he slips while sniffing the fragrant pastry and flips the pie onto his noggin. After receiving a spanking, Blackie runs away from home. Hiding inside a creepy-looking hollow tree-trunk, the little raccoon finds himself in "Backwards Land"!

The first person he meets is a farmer horse, who's pitching hay rather than eating it. Forcing Blackie to pull his hay-cart, the horse takes a lunch break to eat a big slice of pie, while Blackie is given nothing but hay for his meal. Using the realm's "backwards" theme to his advantage, the little raccoon tricks his new master, claiming that if he had a piece of pie, he'd get thinner and thinner - and thinner yet!

After the greedy horse leaves, Blackie tries to escape, noting that the hollow tree gave him "a bum steer". But he comes face-to-face with a snorting steer, who's insulted at being called a "bum"! While the Bohemian bovine starts spouting poetry, Blackie rams his head into a nearby tree, to determine whether or not he's awake.

The tree turns out to be the Backwards Land portal back to reality; after being swallowed alive, Blackie returns to Earth, where he promptly receives another spanking from the hollow tree. Racing home, Blackie bowls over his mother, who's just baked another custard pie.

Covered with sweet goo, Blackie resigns himself to his fate - yet another spanking!
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rickroyal:
And yet I can't read it without putting it in the sing-songy melody of "Rocky Raccoon." Fucking Beatles.

I've found that nymphs go for the scrotum to cause the tongue to hang out in order to facilitate tongue-ripping.
Oct 24, 2004
thora:
hmm... the person is someone i "know"...

[Edited on Oct 25, 2004 4:36PM]
Oct 25, 2004

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