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Lakewood NJ

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Friday Apr 23, 2004

Apr 23, 2004
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POLICEMAN #1:
Here, giraffy! Here HEY! The giraffe is GONE! Theres nothin there now but a kid with a beard!

POLICEMAN #2:
A kid, yeah BUT HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRAFFES!

MAYNARD G. KREBBS:
I can explain it all, officer, but youd never believe it!

POLICEMAN #1:
You mean, Its a case of INSTANT EVOLUTION?

POLICEMAN #2:
Who knows! These things can be tricky!

MAYNARD G. KREBBS:
But, officer, I can explainOoof!

POLICEMAN #1:
Got im!

POLICEMAN #2:
Careful! One bite from this guy and you could get hydrophobia or parrot fever or hoof and mouth disease!
ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa
xxanastasiaxx:
HI!

got your email. LOVE the project! Brilliant! I'll email a longer response about it.

Hope you had a great weekend! I visited Jersey last week the weather was beautiful..but the diners were all crowded! (as usual)
Apr 24, 2004
jennifer:
yup cops do suck smile
Apr 25, 2004

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