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Lakewood NJ

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Sunday Feb 01, 2004

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My name is JKAL! I come from a planet beyond the range of our most powerful telesopes1 I speak with mental waves which are at once translated to you

I collect living things from a planets past as well as the present! Its made possible by this STARKAN, a device to dissolve matter, send it through space and time, then reassemble itI dont harm my specimens, you see! I merely collect them! I feed them and house them welltake good care of them

With the STARKAN and my faithful MONSTUS, I sped back into time, then came to your world indeed to this very mountain, and saw my first living beingThen I advanced through time, collecting other wonderful, exciting specimens with the help of the mighty MONSTUS

I must thank you for bringing my other specimens back! They escaped when my generator power failed! The cages are kept locked by what you call electricity, and I have since repaired the generator! When I recharge the STARKAN, I shall take one of you back with m other specimens! Now I shall rest for the work ahead
tigerlily:
can't i keep on of the specimens? pllleeeeaaaassseee? oh monstus shmontus.

how have you been? i've been scarce around here.
Feb 4, 2004
moondaddy:
LOL.... yet another great find.
Feb 4, 2004

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