Lights Out for Area Man
An area woman escaped with minor burns and cuts after a man knocked over a bedside extension lamp during sex last night, shattering the bulb and sending hot shards over the woman's face, neck, and breasts.
The man had been alternating between fucking the woman and licking her pussy when his latest bid to mount her was accompanied by an unintentional arm motion that plunged the pair into darkness.
The woman also had to extract a small shard from her ass after squirming to get up.
The incident delayed orgasm for both parties as the man chivalrously picked up shards of the bulb from the bedsheets and pillowcases while still sporting a raging hard-on.
The woman's eagerness to replace the bulb conveyed the message that she thought the apparently clumsy maneuver was an intentional introduction of a new form of kink.
What parts of the above story do you think are untrue?
Also...
Do you like my new profile?
The little boy has grown up but still likes to celebrate a birthday party enthusiastically.
I like the way the picture is stretched to fit the horizontal space. It makes my party animal look extremely fat and squat and weirdly tilted, like I'm in a phallic funhouse.
Anybody having a birthday soon?
An area woman escaped with minor burns and cuts after a man knocked over a bedside extension lamp during sex last night, shattering the bulb and sending hot shards over the woman's face, neck, and breasts.
The man had been alternating between fucking the woman and licking her pussy when his latest bid to mount her was accompanied by an unintentional arm motion that plunged the pair into darkness.
The woman also had to extract a small shard from her ass after squirming to get up.
The incident delayed orgasm for both parties as the man chivalrously picked up shards of the bulb from the bedsheets and pillowcases while still sporting a raging hard-on.
The woman's eagerness to replace the bulb conveyed the message that she thought the apparently clumsy maneuver was an intentional introduction of a new form of kink.
What parts of the above story do you think are untrue?
Also...
Do you like my new profile?
The little boy has grown up but still likes to celebrate a birthday party enthusiastically.
I like the way the picture is stretched to fit the horizontal space. It makes my party animal look extremely fat and squat and weirdly tilted, like I'm in a phallic funhouse.
Anybody having a birthday soon?
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