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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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It's all secret and unofficial, but rumors have it that my candidacy for the papacy is gaining steam. I think my pledge to provide free condoms for cardinals is going to put me over the top.
Watch for the pink puffs of smoke. That will signal I've won!
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dylan:
Hahahahahahaha good luck with that!

Thank you for your nice comment on my set kiss
Apr 18, 2005
vuokko:
Thanks. smile

Yeah, I wish more strip clubs were female friendly. I hear there's one that is VERY female friendly in ATL. I'll have to check it out sometime.

Come on, there are lots of lesbians in Michegan! You guys need to get it together!

Haha, good luck with that! biggrin
Apr 19, 2005

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