I guess I'll have to make a return visit to that strip club, to see if I imagined the whole thing (see previous entry). No real feedback as to whether I was just lucky or whether the place is way out of control.

I visited a community college class last night, a journalism seminar, auditioning to take over for the teacher. Both teacher and students engaged in rather risque repartee, and the 70-year-old male teacher could give it as well as take it. While the teacher ran through a lesson on crime reporting, one of the students wore handcuffs at her desk. After class was finished I asked if he had noticed, and he said: "She's the last student here who would know anything about bondage. She was home-schooled, a good little Christian girl, and her mother picks her up after class." I said: "Ya never know" but thought:"Perfect."


Hi, Im doing a survey about gender roles on campuses as compared to 25 years ago. I'm interviewing people about attitudes about feminism, dress, appearance, relationships, and related topics. Do you have time to take a survey?
How's that for a pickup line? Pretty awful? But wait..

Bad ideas sweepstakes:
1) Paying in advance for phone sex with an unstable pregnant woman who ends up getting committed to the hospital for suicidal impulses.
2) Chastity belt for someone with short-term memory loss. Where did I put that key again?
3) Riding a bike without underpants. Ouch, crouch burn.
4) Exchanging erotica with someone who can't write.

Enter your own in the sweepstakes. Winner gets to play out her bad idea with me. Hehe. No, scratch that. Winner is held up for public ridicule.
It's healthy to laugh at oneself.