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Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

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Randy dumb questions:

How do you un-bookmark someone if you're tired of reading her journal?

Why is it considered sexy to shove a gun in your mouth?

How come there are so many slang words for penis but only a couple for testicles?

If you bark orders during sex, is that considered bestiality?

Foreplay parameters: If an erection lasts for more than three hours and you haven't taken Viagra, should you still seek medical help?

Why surgically alter your body instead of altering your mental attitude toward your body?

How come in porn videos a guy can get a really expert blow job but still not be able to cum unless he jacks himself off in the woman's mouth? Are the men THAT desensitized? Or are they just trying to control the money shot?

Steroids--if they work for baseball players, why haven't poker players tried 'em?


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rosesarered:
How do you un-bookmark someone if you're tired of reading her journal?
No idea. I hope it's not me!

Why is it considered sexy to shove a gun in your mouth?
I don't think it's sexy. But gun tattoos are super hot.

How come there are so many slang words for penis but only a couple for testicles?
I don't like sex slang words.

If you bark orders during sex, is that considered bestiality?
If I keep whimpering "Oh My God!" is it worship?

Foreplay parameters: If an erection lasts for more than three hours and you haven't taken Viagra, should you still seek medical help?
Three hours of foreplay? I would fall asleep.

Why surgically alter your body instead of altering your mental attitude toward your body?
Surgery is much easier and less time consuming.

How come in porn videos a guy can get a really expert blow job but still not be able to cum unless he jacks himself off in the woman's mouth? Are the men THAT desensitized? Or are they just trying to control the money shot?
Because he isn't with me.

Steroids--if they work for baseball players, why haven't poker players tried 'em?
I have no answer.


AND:
why is there millions of words for a sexually active "slutty" woman and none for a man who acts the same way (who has the same sexual activity level)???

AMEN!

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 6:15AM]
Mar 11, 2005
caroline:
I think is not ready yet kiss
Apr 4, 2005

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