Monday Oct 25, 2004

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I'm going to skewer the first people who I hear saying "Happy Halloween."
It's not supposed to be HAPPY. It's supposed to be SCARY.
Bah on sanitizing our most delightfully wicked and creative holiday.
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pixie_fragments:
you were succeeding.

but alas you failed.
pixie_fragments:
my body made your soul exit.

your soul was not strong enough to withstand the awesome powers of my digestive system.

bwa ha ha!!

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