clutch79

I picked the name clutch because I once owned a T-Shirt that had this awesome T-Shirt that said CLUTCH across the front. I loved that shirt.

People noticed me wearing this shirt all the time, and started calling me "Clutch" just as a joke, since everyone at school seemed to have a nickname I guess that one stuck on me.

Someone once told me that Clutch was a punk band, and asked if I liked them, I had to honestly say I had never ever heard the band clutch, but apparently I LOVE their T-Shirts.

I wonder if Clutch is a chic band? Now that would rock. I can totally fantasize now about meeting the lead singer of Clutch, this sweet punk girl with an amazing rack under a cotton T-Shirt... OK yeah so T-Shirts are like a fetish for me, if you can't tell already, but I digress.... so the lead singer will see me wearing her band's shirt, and be like, "HEY, that's my shirt!", and I will take it off with a grin and say, "I'm sorry, its my favorite shirt, but if its yours you can have it back..." And of course we will start talking for hours, I without my shirt, she teasing me with her "come f*ck me" eyes...

So anyway, thats why I am called "Clutch".