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Thursday Jul 06, 2006

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There's a spider that lives in the side mirror of my car. Every morning on my way to work, it crawls out, braving the wind, and undoes whatever web it wove the day before. Then it crawls back inside the mirror and chills, presumably until I get back home, and re-weaves the web. And I see this every morning thinking, that spider has more work ethic than I will ever have in my life. Personally, I'd just relocate.

Have you ever heard the Doppler effect in relation to an ice cream truck driving away from you? The tune gets all slow and wapred and sounds really creepy. Doesn't make me want to buy ice cream at all. They should look into that.

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