OK, I've decided to take back my twenties. From this point on I am 25. I can pass for 25, wouldn't you agree?
Crazy? Maybe. Vain. No. This isn't a question of vanity. I spent my 20s getting a degree I'll never use and working one dead end job after another. Happiness and enjoyment was a rarity. Now I have a plan to turn my life around. Being younger makes more sense for this plan. I won't mention what the plan is at this time. It's a little dream I have that I prefer to keep to myself. I just wish I would of realized it a decade ago. This age reversal insanity wouldn't be necessary if I had.
Now I'm probably going to get people telling me this is unnecessary and dumb. But hey, celebrities do it all the time. Charo even went to court to lower her age. Fuck, I can't believe I've actually mentioned Charo. Does anybody in their 20s even know who she is?
Crazy? Maybe. Vain. No. This isn't a question of vanity. I spent my 20s getting a degree I'll never use and working one dead end job after another. Happiness and enjoyment was a rarity. Now I have a plan to turn my life around. Being younger makes more sense for this plan. I won't mention what the plan is at this time. It's a little dream I have that I prefer to keep to myself. I just wish I would of realized it a decade ago. This age reversal insanity wouldn't be necessary if I had.
Now I'm probably going to get people telling me this is unnecessary and dumb. But hey, celebrities do it all the time. Charo even went to court to lower her age. Fuck, I can't believe I've actually mentioned Charo. Does anybody in their 20s even know who she is?
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i don't wanna know who i am
how are you