clockhammer

Thank you to all those who enjoyed the Mr. Buttplug saga. I was half expecting to receive comments to the effect of: "You're retarded", "God, what an idiot", and "You're going on my ignore list." Glad to see instead it was well received. Mr. BP has been enhanced. I'll post a picture when I get a chance.

One of the girls from the lingerie modeling place across the street came running into the store today. She was looking for some guy who had been scared away by another one of the girls and evidently came into our store. I had to gently persuade her not to knock on all of the booth doors in the arcade trying to find him. Most of the guys in the arcade aren't interested in women any way. My question is this: How in the hell do you get scared away from a girl modeling lingerie? Unless, of course, you see the prices.

We got a new toy in today called a body swing. It's a device that allows a guy to strap a woman on to his body. She can swing to and fro for hours of sticky fun. I must find a lady to try this thing out with. Purely for academic purposes.

That's it for now.